Oh wow – we’re up to number seven already …
Kill me!
But at least I can see a possible end in sight…
I think…
It might be a bit dim …
Nobody told me there was a dimmer switch on the light at the end of the tunnel!
Stupid interior Decorators!
So I trekked over to my new hospital in Brisbane to see the new specialist, doctor Bob (yeah I’m changing the name just so I don’t get sued!)
I was shown into a room where I was greeted by a female doctor …
Huh? Bob, you’ve gotten more attractive all of a sudden … I thought to myself.
She explains that she assists Dr Bob.
Then starts the usual rigmarole;
We go through my past medical history
She throws in an “Oh my god I can’t believe you’ve had this for ten years”
I hold back all comments about the quality of certain doctors in this country but can’t resist throwing in a “Well it has been mis-diagnosed a couple of times”
She takes my blood pressure and listens to my heart …
“Mmm … that’s interesting” she says
I can feel my mouth go dry and my blood pressure increase.
It’s never good when a doctor says something is interesting …
unless you’re in a restaurant ordering food with them …
even then It’s still an 80% chance it’s still bad news!
“Oh yeah what’s that?” I attempt as calmly as I can manage
“It seems you have a very faint heart murmur” she replies calmly
Dear God! What the hell did I ever do to you, some strange leg malformation and a curved spine weren’t good enough you had to throw in a heart murmur for good measure huh??
Then she goes to get Dr Bob …
Who swans into the room surrounded by an invisible cloud of self importance like Mr Darcy in Pride and Prejudice…
The female doctor reads out the recommendations from my last specialist …
Dr Bob seems skeptical but decides to shove a stethoscope onto the troubled area …
“Pfft, that’s just vein issue” he proclaims after listeneing for all of five seconds. “We don’t need to do an Angiogram for that!” he continues.
Holy crap this guy’s a maverick! Who needs tests when I can listen for five seconds and determine everything that is going on!
I look at him and realise he bears a striking resemblence to Dr House on that TV show.
Then comes the inevitable …
He starts poking the swollen muscle …
Please tell me why doctors feel the need to poke it? Is it to see me jump ten feet and then put my hands around their throats until they stop??
I restrained myself from hitting the guy in the face … this time …
Instead I opted for cowering in the corner furtherst away from him!
Yeah, I’m an empowered woman!
Then some discussion went around about my options etc
Surgery, Injections of alcohol, Blood thinners or live with it.
Surgery is not that great – it’s impossible to get it all and harder to operate on the next time.
The injections of alcohol to basically kill the veins that are malformed and not working properly is successful in 80% of cases.
In 10 % it is ineffective.
In the other 10% is when the alcohol leaks out into the muscle killing off bits that you need (that never repair) … I already knew this bit and am not perturbed if I can live without pain…
Then he tells me that in some cases the alcohol leaks to the skin causing nasty painful ulcers that don’t heal and you have to have skin grafts to get it fixed etc (swapping one pain for another I’m not keen on)
I take it he’s seen some of these cases because he was very serious and sombre while telling me about them…
Typically, I’ve gone a nice shade of white during his explanation.
Then he asks me if I’m on the pill.
“Yes” I reply
“Oh well we have to get you off that, it could be contributing to the problem … the pill is known for causing blood clots … have you ever had a blood clot?” he says
“Ummm, not that I’ve noticed” I say
Can anybody tell me why in all the years I’ve had this not one bloody doctor has suggested taking me off the pill?? The time I suggested to a doctor he scoffed at me and told me that wouldn’t help.
Gah!!!
“Are you alergic to aspirin?” he asks
“Not as far as I know” I reply
“Okay we’ll get you taking that to thin the blood and check on you in a month. After that we might send you to have the injection treatment depending on how it goes” he says
So essentially, I’m stopping the pill and taking 100mg of aspirin a day.
While I’m desperately hoping that this will work and I won’t have to risk going through the injections with the nasty side effects …
If this actually works I think I will go postal!
In ten years it was this bloody simple to fix?
What the … heck???
My next appointment is January 12th.