The other day I was sitting on the balcony, in the warm spring afternoon sun, reading my local paper…
When I came across an advertisement …
No, not one of those I’m looking for my dream girl or guy type advertisements …
Not even one of those advertisements of the “I have this great item in my personal possession that I now view as junk and am trying to offload it to the highest bidder … ono”
It simply said …
“Want to buy old chainsaws [insert phone number here]“
Really, it’s a very succinct advertisement.
I guess when you pay by the word you have to get to the point and quickly …
But chainsaws?
When did they become a collector’s item?
This guy lives in my area …
What does he do with said chainsaws???
There are a lot of properties out here …
You only need one to cut down a tree or similar odd job …
Why do you really need more than one?
Unless you somehow worship the Chainsaw??
What kind of person, gets really interested in a Chainsaw?
That person buys said Chainsaw …
Cleans it up and makes it look really pretty …
Probably puts it on a stand in the shed …
Amongst other chainsaws …
Just so that later, they can go and destroy something with it.
This leads me to think …
What kinds of things does a Chainsaw collector enjoy destroying?
Trees …
Fences …
The annoying neighbourhood dog?
Or maybe …
People!?!
Oh …my…god!
Where the hell have I moved to?
roflma – you think chainsaw collecting is weird eh… ahh my lass you have no idea.
While intensely curious, I shudder to even ask! I don’t really want to know how weird it can really get! Leave me in my ignorance on this one, please!